Subway Hottie Series - "Exploited" edition

As evidence that I am not solely a male-centric misogynist I offer you this young lady from the New York City MTA C-line subway train. I snapped her picture a while ago after being taken with her ethereal beauty and her intense focus on those pages she was carrying. From her full lips to her alabaster skin to her raven hair, this young lady epitomizes my opinion of female beauty. She actually looks like what I think people thought Winona Ryder looked like 20 years ago. If I ever make a movie about an artsy fartsy high school student who is the butt of a bet from some high school jocks (please don't steal this idea as I've been working on the screenplay for about 15 years), I would totally cast this girl. As you can see she is working hard to mask how attractive she actually is but the bulky coat and shoddily sewn patches on her jeans can't cover up her hotness anymore than glasses and a pony tail could mask Rachel Leigh Cook's. So as you can see I am an equal opportunity objectifier and one day I will be rich and famous for my movie idea.

 

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