So yesterday I saw this movie at my local evil, conglomerate, corporate-run, you’ll get a gun to your temple if you work there (trust me) video store which shall remain nameless. I’m not sure what this movie is about this movie but it bores me so much it makes me angry. Maybe it's his stupid wifebeater. Or maybe it's that chick from Sideways smiling like an idiot in her potato field. Or maybe it's that D-Bag crying into the heavens like he thinks he's in The Shawshank Redemption. I started thinking of a few movies I would like to watch minutely more than Faith Like Potatoes and those are as follows:

Benjamin Button: “The Curiously Cut Other16-Hours of Nothing Criterion Collection.”

Spring Into Action: “The true story of one man’s struggle to lobby the bed industry to use individually pocketed coils in all mattresses.” We already know how it ends.

Wash and Set: The Laura Bush Story

Is Your Call Really Very Important to Her?: “The life and times of the girl who tells you how important your call is when you’re on hold for customer service.”

Please feel free to let me know of any other movies you would enjoy more than Faith Like Potatoes.